A couple of Eddie Izzard/Sherlock crossover macros. The first one can definitely be labelled firmly in the “TOO SOON?” category and will quite probably get me drummed out of the Sherlock fandom.
MAJOR spoilers for The Reichenbach Fall.
Rated “R” for bad language.
And, in a (probably failed) attempt to make up for that one:
Eddie Izzard + Sherlock!!! This is the greatest thing ever. It just begs for: 'I want to keep bees. I wanna keep em, so they can't go away'. And of course: 'I'm covered in beeeees'.
*looks at the first one* No, I'm not laughing heartlessly, I'm just, er, sublimating my grief. Laugh is therapeutic anyway.
*looks at the first picture in the second one* Aha ! *slips in slash mode*
*looks at the second picture* Oho ! *wallows in her slash mode*
*looks at the third picture* What the... *tumbles off her slash mode and crashes to the ground painfully* You've ruined everything.
Anyway, when you say with a spoon in them, you mean in their hands, don't you ? Or in their mouths, at the very worst ? But not... I mean not... *tries not to visualize and fails* Ouch. Poor John.
P.S. Yes, I like my hot chocolate sweet and comforting, like I like my men : sweet and comforting, and covered with whipped cream. Don't blame me. It's your fault.
Yes, I saw that too! Weird, eh?! I can only assume that Martin was wearing an earpiece so that someone could feed him Sherlock's lines, but why on earth did the director choose a camera angle that would show it?!
why on earth did the director choose a camera angle that would show it?!
Forgot that everyone in the universe now has access to digital copies, freeze frame technology and online screencaps where it would be painfully evident?
Or he was just overcome by the desire to show Freeman's kicked puppy expression close up and decided it would be sufficient to distract us from the earpiece. :)
I don't know the source material here, but I love it anyway. Also, Sherlock, when inserting the spoon, make sure to put it small end first, so that the flared end provides a margin of safety. That's just considerate.
Atlin showed me some Eddie Izzard clips, and they were hilarious. Was there something about Darth Vader in a cafeteria, maybe? But yeah, I'm woefully behind on this stuff.
Darth Vader (in the Death Star canteen): I am your boss. Canteen worker: You’re Mr Stevens? Darth Vader: Who’s Mr Stevens? Canteen worker: He’s head of catering. Darth Vader: I am not Mr Stevens! I am Vader! I can kill catering with a thought! ... I’ll get a tray. ... This one’s wet; this one’s wet; this one’s wet ...
Can't beat a bit of Izzard!
No, I'm not laughing heartlessly, I'm just, er, sublimating my grief. Laugh is therapeutic anyway.
*looks at the first picture in the second one*
Aha !
*slips in slash mode*
*looks at the second picture*
Oho !
*wallows in her slash mode*
*looks at the third picture*
What the...
*tumbles off her slash mode and crashes to the ground painfully*
You've ruined everything.
Anyway, when you say with a spoon in them, you mean in their hands, don't you ? Or in their mouths, at the very worst ? But not... I mean not...
*tries not to visualize and fails*
Ouch. Poor John.
P.S. Yes, I like my hot chocolate sweet and comforting, like I like my men : sweet and comforting, and covered with whipped cream.
Don't blame me. It's your fault.
These were great.
...And then I completely got distracted by the fact that John (or rather Martin Freeman) appears to have an earpiece in his ear in the 4th picture.
Forgot that everyone in the universe now has access to digital copies, freeze frame technology and online screencaps where it would be painfully evident?
Or he was just overcome by the desire to show Freeman's kicked puppy expression close up and decided it would be sufficient to distract us from the earpiece. :)
Actually, over BOTH of them. Poor John makes out rather poorly in that one too, what with the spoon! XD XD XD
*starts plotting the next macro set*
Edited at 2012-02-19 12:43 pm (UTC)
*despairs of Mirith*
You must get yourself some Eddie Izzard DVDs immediately. Start with "Glorious" and "Dress to Kill".
Go on - off you go! *makes flapping gestures at you* I'll wait here patiently until you're done.
(or just look up some clips on YouTube)
Canteen worker: You’re Mr Stevens?
Darth Vader: Who’s Mr Stevens?
Canteen worker: He’s head of catering.
Darth Vader: I am not Mr Stevens! I am Vader! I can kill catering with a thought! ... I’ll get a tray. ... This one’s wet; this one’s wet; this one’s wet ...
Yep, that’s the one.