For anyone struggling with the dialogue, here’s a quick transcript of the spoken words only. The trailer itself is widely available online.
Transcript by Ariane DeVere aka Callie Sullivan. (Last updated 10 July 2015)
MRS HUDSON: Mr Holmes, I do wish you’d let me know when you’re planning to come home.
SHERLOCK: I hardly knew myself, Mrs Hudson. That’s the trouble with dismembered country squires – they’re notoriously difficult to schedule.
ARCHIE: What’s in there?
JOHN: Never mind.
SHERLOCK (to the cabbie): Thank you.
ARCHIE: Did you catch a murderer, Mr Holmes?
SHERLOCK: Caught the murderer; still looking for the legs. Think we’ll call it a draw.
MRS HUDSON: And I notice you’ve published another of your stories, Dr Watson.
JOHN: Yes. Did you enjoy it?
MRS HUDSON: No.
MRS HUDSON: I never enjoy them.
JOHN: Why not?
MRS HUDSON: Well, I never say anything, do I? According to you, I just show people up the stairs and serve you breakfasts.
JOHN: Well, in the narrative, that is – broadly speaking – your function.
MRS HUDSON: My what?!
SHERLOCK: Don’t feel singled out, Mrs Hudson. I’m hardly in the dog one.
JOHN: “The dog one”?!
MRS HUDSON: I’m your landlady, not a plot device.
JOHN (to Sherlock): Do you mean ‘The Hound of the Baskervilles’?!
MRS HUDSON: You make the room so drab and dingy.
JOHN: Oh, blame it on the illustrator. He’s out of control. I’ve had to grow this moustache just so people’ll recognise me.
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