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Sherlock Season 4 – transcript of Comic-Con skit

Transcript of Comic-Con skit

A transcript of the spoken words in the Comic-Con skit released on 24 July 2016, for the benefit of those whose first language is not English. N.B. there are no spoilers for Season 4 in this skit.

Transcript by Ariane DeVere aka Callie Sullivan. (Last updated 25 July 2016)

The video of the skit can be found here.

If you think that I’ve made any errors or have left anything out, do let me know, either in the Comments section below or by PM. (N.B. if you’re not registered with Livejournal, your message may be held unposted until I see and unlock it.)

MARK: So, not everyone can get to Comic-Con this year.
STEVEN: Why not?
MARK: Can’t afford it.
STEVEN: Ah. Benedict’s hair.
MARK: Benedict’s hair. Plus, Club Class for you and me.
STEVEN: First Class.
MARK: Mm, you’re right. Let’s dump Una. Sue?
STEVEN: EasyJet.
MARK: So, how are we gonna decide who else gets to go? Fist fight!
STEVEN: Chess!
MARK: Fire!
STEVEN: Lions.

RUPERT: Fair? This isn’t fair.
LOO: Why not?
RUPERT: Well, you’re in a deerstalker; she’s got a ’tache.
RUPERT: So why have I got to wear a pinny?
LOO: ’Cause you’re Mrs Hudson.
RUPERT: Well, why can’t I just be me?
AMANDA: Because we wanted to see you in a pinny.
LOO: And a dress.
AMANDA: And a dress. Yeah, but we had to draw the line.
LOO: ... somewhere.
AMANDA: Mm-hm.
RUPERT: Well, where’s Una?
LOO: She’s in LA with Spielberg.
RUPERT: Again?!
AMANDA/LOO (simultaneously): Yep.

LOO: We can do this.

AMANDA: I’ve got it. It was Mycroft, in the swimming pool ... (in a forced French accent) ... with ze revolver. (She gasps.) Yes! Yes! (She laughs triumphantly.) Yes, you see! The game is over! (In the bad French accent) What’s my prize?

AMANDA: What is my prize?

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