A transcript of the spoken words in the Comic-Con skit released on 24 July 2016, for the benefit of those whose first language is not English. N.B. there are no spoilers for Season 4 in this skit.
Transcript by Ariane DeVere aka Callie Sullivan. (Last updated 25 July 2016)
The video of the skit can be found here.
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MARK: So, not everyone can get to Comic-Con this year.
STEVEN: Why not?
MARK: Can’t afford it.
STEVEN: Ah. Benedict’s hair.
MARK: Benedict’s hair. Plus, Club Class for you and me.
STEVEN: First Class.
MARK: Mm, you’re right. Let’s dump Una. Sue?
MARK: So, how are we gonna decide who else gets to go? Fist fight!
RUPERT: Fair? This isn’t fair.
LOO: Why not?
RUPERT: Well, you’re in a deerstalker; she’s got a ’tache.
RUPERT: So why have I got to wear a pinny?
LOO: ’Cause you’re Mrs Hudson.
RUPERT: Well, why can’t I just be me?
AMANDA: Because we wanted to see you in a pinny.
LOO: And a dress.
AMANDA: And a dress. Yeah, but we had to draw the line.
LOO: ... somewhere.
RUPERT: Well, where’s Una?
LOO: She’s in LA with Spielberg.
AMANDA/LOO (simultaneously): Yep.
LOO: We can do this.
AMANDA: I’ve got it. It was Mycroft, in the swimming pool ... (in a forced French accent) ... with ze revolver. (She gasps.) Yes! Yes! (She laughs triumphantly.) Yes, you see! The game is over! (In the bad French accent) What’s my prize?
AMANDA: What is my prize?
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